Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:"

After 5 minutes:"

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle,

Bret Lee is a bowler..

Wife:" Okay, oh look, another
wicket..

Husband:" No, this is just a replay
of the last one..

Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..

Husband:" It's Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife:" How many runs they need
to win now ??

Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls..

Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..

Husband:" *Turns off the TV*

Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband:" Who is she ??
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Wife:" dont disturb me

Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gya

Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gya . . . fir achanak se wo pani me doobne laga , tabhi use Ganesh ji bhagwan dikhe .. Pappu ne kaha: bahgwan plz mujhe bachao. Par Ganesh ji dance karne lage .... Pappu : bhagwan main doob rha hoon aur aap dance kar rahe ho? (Ganesh bhagwan b us din badi masti k mood me the ) Ganesh ji ne pappu se kaha: Beta ganpati visharjan me tu bhi bahut naach rha tha

A person goes to the doctor with his 3 year son

A person goes to the doctor with his 3 year son. Person: - Doctor, my son has swallowed a key, so we came to you. Doctor:- When did he swallowed a key. Person:- 10 days back. Doctor:- And you are coming to me now, after 10 days. Person:- We had a duplicate key, but today it is lost.